Sense of humour anyone??

[Em Lambe]

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/horse/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12038238/opt_/fpt_/c_360/


Horsey Wisdom

Horse Riding: the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground

Horses are only scared of two things: Things that move and things that don’t. :eek:

5 Signs your dressage test needs work….
1. Under judges remarks she writes "nice plaits"
2. Your circles reminds judge to pick up eggs on the way home
3. Your walk seems more ‘rare’ than ‘medium’
4. Your horses response to the canter aide is "can’t, er, what?"
5. Judges comments include words like "unusual, dramatic, explosive and tradgic"

:rolleyes: Equus Keepus Brokus

I do my own stunts! :eek:

[~kc~]

ahahhaa!!!! did you make those jokes up?

[Em Lambe]

I can only wish to be so funny - but thank you! :-)

A friend sent them to me, and I just wanted to share (assuming many of us can relate!)

[Dizzy]

Equus Keepus Brokus - very muchus!